Adrenachrome

What kind of a pathetic loser

First time?

Barter.

Then you’d have to worry about micro plastics.

Without flaw unless it gets flipped on its back.

And Dr. Pepper

Third times a charm?

It’s easier just to buy my air from O’Hare Air.

Someone’s 3d printer making spaghetti in the background.

Y’all have trees?

I’m sure he was playing with something while talking to Putin but I doubt it was an accordion.

Body armor is pretty heavy isn’t it? I don’t think he has the muscle to carry him plus any protection.

I know I will.

But I just read the other month he’s got the same height/bmi as those NFL players?

And can easily break bones or maim if used incorrectly.

This fucker is like an IRL Michel Scott

“Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t know where it’s going. I just hope to find it somewhere along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation.”

“powered off”

Unless I’m holding the battery in one hand and the phone in the other I don’t trust it being turned off either.

I would be shocked if they aren’t equipped with puke bags for such an event and then your plan is foiled.

Our own what? It sounds delicious.

Especially with his birthday approaching.