It would be pretty egotistical to think that Apple did this on purpose. Apple just updated their shit. Now Ashai needs to update theirs.

Bovino makes some more convincing Nazi. Because he actually is a Nazi.

Yeah, it was pretty obvious from the beginning

If the people who proposed to such things were capable of that level of logical reasoning, they wouldn’t propose such things

One hit, if it’s the good shit

That’s what happens when you’re neck deep in your own bullshit

Don’t you even fucking faith of the heart

Excuse my excessiveness, as I was feeling a bit florid last night.

Endnote 2: White Fascism - Innuendo Studios

I’m sure I’ve seen it as a gif before, and I honestly spent a while looking for it, but I just couldn’t find it. Sorry.

Ah, the “mother” jokes…

He ran over her like a speed bump, but like a dump truck at 90 miles an hour, it launched him so high into the air. It flipped him backwards, and he landed on his back and exploded INTO A GIGANTIC FIREBALL THAT EVERYONE GOT TO SEE

LMFAO

I don’t think he’s capable of crying. But he was definitely sweating so much, that it certainly appeared that way. Also, he was so fucking red, you could see it through his orange spray paint!

This was one of the most entertaining things I have ever seen him do.

If you pay attention, he both tears off the microphone, throws it on the ground, and even stops on it as he waddles out.

What a fucking baby.

Quantum Fuckery!

It seems more like that he’s furious that their enormous spy network was not quite deployed yet and was discovered before it could do the real damage that it was designed to do, and now that it has been discovered, his plot has been foiled! In the most supervillainous sort of way

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“We can just collect pieces of telemetry from the 50,000 other data collection mechanisms we have installed on the glasses and then reassemble it server side where we have the AI set up to fuck everyone on the planet

“You didn’t think that this was the only way we were fucking everyone on the planet did you? Bwa ha ha ha”

He’s the kind of milquetoast Jesus lover that would turn the other cheek to the Nazis, but wants LGBTQ people to burn for eternity (while he watches)

Priorities, right?