kurmudgeon

“You believe that shit?”

If I had $1 for every time I’ve personally seen a folding phone in the wild, I’d still have $0.

What’s happened to Dr. Fauci is a fucking disgrace and America should be ashamed. Our country is a nation of fucking grown up children acting worse than actual children.

Oh, I totally agree. Just thinking hypothetically. Donald Trump doesn’t give an absolute fuck about anybody except for him and his own.

So essentially he’s giving back the $5,000 he already robbed from every American from his fucking stupid war with Iran raising gas prices, his tariff wars, etc.

Wrong. He was never born because he didn’t fucking exist.

Because how Americans vote is under the purview of the Immigration and Customs Enforcement agency… /s

Nothing makes sense anymore. Next thing you know, they’re going to start selling hot dogs at the dentist’s office or car insurance at the gynecologist.

Fuck Jared Golden. He’s one step away from being a John Fetterman. Thankfully, Golden realizes he’s a worthless piece of shit and has decided to not seek reelection.

As long as they can ban Christian law as well.

Imagine blindly following such an asshole and allowing your own fathers, sons, brothers to blindly become part of the meat grinder because you’re too ignorant to fucking rise up and get rid of this dipshit.

Well, if I was Donald Trump, I’d blame Biden.

As an American, I’m right there with you Canada. I’ve been giving your country all my tourism money for the past 2 years since the orange dipshit became president again. You deserve it more than this shitty country does.

Imagine that, who could have thought that this dipshit administration making drastic cuts to the cyber security teams at CISA could have a negative impact?

I’m actually surprised it hadn’t happened sooner.

It comes down to one thing with Latinos, their religious beliefs. They are staunchly against abortion. And since the only option for voting for them are conservatives, they don’t have a lot of choices to make.

Probably like fucking morons considering many of them voted for Trump in the first place. Most of the military and much of the Latino community voted for him. For some stupid unknown fucking reason, they thought Trump was going to protect them.

Which means what? What are they going to do to the president? That man hasn’t been punished for a single fucking thing in his entire life.

Good! His pillows are lumpy as hell.

Probably because you spent all your money buying her fucking bathwater.

I seriously think this explains much of the MAGA crowd.

“Efficient as government work” - an idiom as old as time.