If you don’t want the SS coming after you for “threatening the president”, make it “23-skidoo47”.

“suggested” they “may pursue”… wow. Did they fire six shots or only five? Y’know, in all that excitement, I kinda lost track myself.

If he were to attend, wouldn’t it be an “Intelligence + 1 guest” briefing?

Continuity of consciousness. Also, the prince has “fly breath”.

I think I’d rather she stay. We all wish there were an alternative, but historically third parties have not done well. Easier to get her in as the head of the thing and clean it up that way.

I have no idea who this is supposed to be. Where’s the eyeliner?

In the 1980s, Digital Equipment Corporation had a word processor, WPS. Ctrl-u cleared the line you were typing and put it into the paste buffer. Maybe legacy usage?

School{history, math, spelling, civics, …} ∌ MAGAts. They’ll never know otherwise.

She acted how a crash test dummy would if there were no crash.

Edit “like” to “how”.

Does the shadow in the belly button match the shadow cast by the hand? Does he have an “outie”? Caveat: I’m not a Photoshop sleuth

Trump administration photoshop in 3, 2, 1…

That looks like one of those comic villain moves. “Am I in Brussels, Inspector? Or am I perhaps… over here?? Hahahahahaha!”

That’s going to cost quite a bit, what with tariffs on electronics and all. Wait, I had a tissue around here somewhere…

So if Trump had put a gun to someone’s head, pulled back the hammer, then said, “Nah…”, you would expect that person to step up to a microphone and tearfully declare that “I’m alive today thanks to President Trump”…?

Other countries have smallpox. America has bigpox. The biggest. Everyone says so.

tl;dr: Is this meant to normalize higher egg prices?

Actually, that would be funny as hell - have the ICC issue an arrest warrant for Trump same as Netanyahu! Wouldn’t do much but it’s great optics. Can’t go to certain countries because he’s a Level 34 Felon, can’t go to the others because jail.

Waste of their time. Wasn’t it Trump who got the Supreme Court to declare that anything a sitting president does is pretty much legal?

Witkoff left Moscow without securing a ceasefire agreement.

But he was dusting off his knees and wiping his chin, so the meeting was productive.

Red dress Bachelorette #5’s tongue promises everything, and her eyes promise he will not escape it.