I dropped a 2TB drive into my lowest grade LCD model & have been super happy with it. Rarely game on anything else.

Where’s the calls for JD Vance to take over for this dementia riddled hack?

The problem is you’re trying to apply logic to magic. Magic doesn’t do things logically, it just does them.

I’m happy to see them because I get more sugar free choices than water or diet cola.

Naveen was more of a Princess than Tiana

Get to know him well enough, I bet he breaks out some moonshine that’ll put hair on your toenails!

My PC is RGB because it was cheaper that way. If I had the budget for what I really wanted, my PC would be made of translucent plastic; probably orange or purple.

I want a T-shirt, so when it makes people laugh I know who to make friends with.

Violence.

Violence is the other half of the battle. The first half is knowing the right people to perform the violence against, and there’s people that can’t figure that part out either.

A cricut machine & some removable vinyl can accomplish this at a fraction of the price.

Ingest, process, excrete is way better than “live/laugh/love”

I dented my forehead as a kid on a coffee table at my grandma’s house.

I was jumping on the couch from cushion to cushion and slipped head first into the edge of the table. Don’t remember much afterwards except for no hospital. My dad told me years later “yeah, that probably needed stitches, but I didn’t want you to be scared…”

That’s the one benefit of today’s IKEA furniture: it disintegrates on heavy contact; furniture from the 70’s was made from steel reinforced hardwood – that table could have held up a truck.

Anything but the metric system!

I had one of these that was Boba Fett. He had really big arms, and if I remember correctly, it came out of a kids meal from Taco Bell.

They didn’t just get high, they got Perfectly High.

High enough that everything is clear and profound, but not high enough to feel the tiny shadow people climbing your nose hairs.

People always think “Military Grade” means “Top of the Line” and not “Made by the lowest bidder with every shortcut to maximize profit”

Am I witnessing the meme switch? Have the Moths turned into eggs?

I have enough games in my steam library that I could probably play a new game every day for 2 years, and I still haven’t redeemed all of my codes from humble bundles.

But God forbid I pass up a 90% off sale on a game I heard mentioned once 5 years ago in passing…

I remember the Wild West Web days when it was a toss up seeing if animated Gifs, transparencies in images, or the specific hexadecimal for your personal shade of purple you created would render properly between browsers.