Just don’t use the free version…

“But I would walk five hun- THIS TRACK WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY MICROSOFT WINDOWS 11. NOW WITH AI CO-PILOT ASSISTANCE TO GET YOUR WORK DONE QUICKER THAN EVER BEFORE -dred miles, and I would walk five hundred more, just to be the man who NEED ANSWERS FAST? BING IS NOW BETTER THAN EVER WITH BUILT IN AI FUNCTIONALITY. TRY IT OUT TODAY walked a thousand miles to fall down at your door.”

Change the start menu search so instead of finding local applications and files, it searches the internet.
Would be even funnier if it used the worst search engine available.
Oh wait…

I have aged since but I’m not quite 27 yet, so maybe it worked?
I’ll try adding that eyeglass cleaner and let you know how it’s going when I’m 40.

Are most relationship counselors saying that though?
Like you said, professionals can be wrong, but I’d still be interested in knowing what the general consensus is.

I guess it’s hard to know without surveying them all.

Holy shit you just reminded me of my childhood.
I remember mixing all the things I could find in the bathroom because I thought it would make your hair grow faster and might be the secret to immortality, because none of the scientists would have considered mixing dove and palmolive together.

We’re really just sharing opinions though, not facts.

I haven’t found any solid evidence that poly relationships are inherently more difficult or prone to failure than monogamous relationships. Long-lasting relationships are just hard in general.

I feel like there’s too many poly relationship structures to be able to generalise them all like that.

There’s plenty of people who have open relationships, where two people have a very close relationship (sometimes married) but they aren’t sexually exclusive with each other.

I’d also wager that some poly relationship structures would be more stable for lgbt people rather than heterosexual people, solely on the idea that everyone could participate more equally.

I’ve never seen a more perfect use of bog standard

Those all suck, this is the perfect fork.

8008 is definitely a woman

Ha, you want choice in how your OS functions?
Here, have another bing toolbar for your settings app.

Fuck I’m stupid

Am I supposed to know who any of those people are?

Filters are nice too, if you’re here for escapism rather than news.

Not sure if it was a plasma issue or a wayland issue, but I tried it last year and had trouble with cursor locking.

Virtualbox had issues with the input being intermittent, and my mouse would move off the screen while gaming.

It might be fixed now, but I don’t plan on trying it again for another few years, because what I’m using works for me.

I would argue that unless you’re specifically trying to learn a new language, you should use whatever language you’re most effective in.

If that happens to be C++, use it.

It’s for the legal disclaimer they put on their album covers.

*NSYNC

*ʷᵉ ᵃʳᵉ ᵃ ᵇᵒʸ ᵇᵃⁿᵈ

Or even worse, they might come to lemmy!

Huh? We’re talking about percentages not multiplication. Where’d the 1.1 and .9 come from?

You can blame @[email protected] for that one.