I don’t want to have relations with candy, but I won’t judge your desire to.

Maybe the wrong person, but that’s okay too.

I don’t have a nice hat like that.

Some day you’ll find the right person.

A little bit of Mario all night long huh?

Edit: also the original mambo #5 went straight to #8 and it slaps. If mambo #5 is Cuba’s peace music in a civ game, #8 is the war music.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=E3v3eRhcu08

Original for comparison: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dKuvJ7zG9LI

https://www.amazon.com/Buttoneer-Button-Fastening-System-Necessary/dp/B09MR8GZR9

I’m including an Amazon link because I can’t imagine anyone actually following my comment and buying this piece of shit, but if it helps: don’t give Bezos money.

Finding economic rents is the core of capitalism. It’s so iconic even Adam Smith railed against it

So what, one takes waist up and the other’s on booty duty?

Edit: Lawrence is going to ban me for adult content.

I honestly don’t know what’s worse. Metastatic prostate cancer at that age or getting to the point you might need a resection because you can’t piss.

Nursing lyfe.

All governments are fundamentally homeostatic but prone to sudden decompensation due to the various feedback loops they contain going wild after a certain threshold is reached. A sufficient external insult can overcome this homeostasis of course, just like underlying cancer, dysfunctional regulatory system, or an auto-immune disorder can. But it will still attempt to compensate until the system breaks down.

Stick it up mista! Get your hands up in the air sir!

86-47 was my number

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wNxNwvjzGM0

Buttered toasted English muffins, sausage links and coffee with cream hold the sugar

Rhyming slang making people completely lose their minds trying to figure out it’s origin(which is the intention in the first place) and diner lingo. I love it.

Order of burn the British with axle grease, rollers and a blond 86 the sand.

He’s unbaling hay to roll it out or let it loose in a feeder ring. Holding twine or net wrap and next to a big pile of hay. Don’t think it’s AI. Cows usually get pretty interested when someone is doing that. Tend to swarm to get to be the first one with their head in the hay.

What’s a substantial period of time? Like a gallop?

Edit: they only gallop when babies but they generally trot which by definition includes short periods were nothing is touching the ground.

The key finding here is that they trot which includes a suspension phase. Elephants for example trot generally only as babies and reportedly sometimes downhill as adults.

Rhinos, by comparison, even gallop.

Fucking trots. Even tankies hate them. Goddamn trot hippos.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/07/04/science/hippo-airborne-study-scli-intl-scn#%3A~%3Atext=The+team+also+found+that+hippos+almost%2Cto+a+gallop+depending+on+their+speed.

Unless you’re Job. Fuck that guy and his herd animals and wives.

Cool thing about getting rid of mass is you no longer have any inertia which means you need no force to make you start moving. Since staying still doesn’t compute if you need no force to accelerate you can only constantly go the speed of light. And you don’t experience time. Overall a good way to be.

Just buy a bucket of malt syrup and dunk that.