Whatever soothes your conscience.

And in protest, you’ve let the other guy win. Now you have your very own Stasi in the streets and your tax dollars are being spent on bombing schools and celebratory UFC fights. You… sure showed them, haven’t you.

> Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road

What the fuck was John Greenday smoking when he wrote this? Who sticks forks into roads?

skipped every cutscene by day 2

It’s very easy to get filtered. Get past the prologue and chapter 1 and the story gets significantly better, to the extent that the narrative and gameplay frameworks allow, and often exceeds the likes of Dark Souls in both story and lore.

Masquerade Of The Guilty is fucking cinema and I will fight anyone who disagrees.

I’d rather be caught watching Fortnite porn than playing Fortnite.

PLEASE CRANK THE SILLY THING AROUND should not be as hilarious as it is

I have horrible news.

Ring works perfectly on Linux. Apparently this game is an absolute wanker on Windows. Here it just glugs along gluggingly.

The wisdom of (violent toilet plunger noises)

Skirt and programming socks. The skirt provides optimal airflow and the socks can be adjusted using a PID algorithm to achieve the desired thermal equilibrium.

Clanker equivalent of telling an angry spouse to stop overreacting.

storage: ZFS RAID2 array of three hundred free icloud accounts

I bet somebody’s been bored and/or psychotic enough to have done that, booted a Linux machine from it, and played DOOM on it.

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Thigh-high socks

They’ve even put programmer socks behind subscriptions, world is a fuck

Mostly I can only describe it as “game no worky”. Steam pretends to launch a game, then nothing happens. My hypothesis is that Steam does something to the runtime environment that fucks with some games.

One other thing that I’ve noticed is that on Wine/Proton environments launched from Steam, the lettered drives (aside from C:) are mounted as some kind of overlay filesystem. Writing to them (e.g. by an installer) causes data to be written into memory, not to the mass storage where the drive targets are located.

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When the small intestine has to be temporarily removed during surgery, surgeons use a tool similar to a coat rack to hang it. Afterwards, they just shove it back into the gut and let it wriggle itself back into shape.

why not just disable SISR and go along with that?

Because I want to use all inputs on my controller, and (so far) only Steam Input allows me to do that. Without Steam Input, the SC is comparable to an Xbox controller.

I’ve tried most of the methods in the article, to no effect.

Mine was also shipped by GLS (before the entire system fell apart) and it allowed me to change both the delivery date and address.

To be fair, it was really stupid of Valve not to anticipate a massive interest from both customers and scalpers. The internet collectively went crazy like a hamster on coke when the hardware announcement dropped. They should’ve had the reservation system and per-account ordering limit in place from the first moment. Not that it would’ve prevented the unmitigated clusterfuck of logistics companies.