The “paper of record” is pretty shit, actually. See also their awesome (/s) takes on zionism.

A man who was a Hispanic conservative voice under Governor Stitt was deported earlier this year to Guatemala. He’s now speaking out.

Oh, you poor little bitch baby fucknut. I’m so sad for you.

Mod kids and punk kids used to hang out. So you could ask a punk to put you in touch. At least, that’s what I gather after watching SLC Punk (which is really good, btw).

Companies with stupid leaders deserve to fail.

Man, as someone who dealt with that super hard at a job, this is a great way to make someone feel even worse. Bravo!

Stephen Miller looks like a lonely penis.

None of them.

Yeah, they’re statistical word generators. There’s no intelligence. People who think they are trustworthy are stupid and deserve to get caught being wrong.

That’s never happened before. Fake news!

I’m never going to work again.

Or rapist.

The four places where I still get good news: science, healthcare, space, and paleontology.

I got what should have been my dream job. I hated it and I was so depressed that I contemplated suicide. True story.

Warning: dude to your left has his dick out.

I used to wrestle my kitty when she was itty bitty (had to stop, got too pointy) and I noticed her pupils would dilate about a quarter second before she’d pounce. So that’s also in the calibration program.

The man in the yellow hat seems sus to me.

I don’t have opensource solutions, but CloudFlare had some news about a system that I didn’t read about (saw two headlines) last week. Dunno if it works or not.

Ceiling cat is watching you masturbate.

Oh, cool. We’re finally not a two-party system! This will go nowhere. And even if it went somewhere, all the joiners would be losers like him.

Give me a Leftist party, headed by Zohran and backed by Bernie and AOC and I’ll get excited.

I got sorta (not really sorta) manic for a month and cleaned our home and rearranged everything so that it’d make more sense. I have no idea where some things are. I developed a system that I don’t recall.