I like it in a tuna salad. I chop up a cup of baby spinach, along with half a carrot and the same amount of telegraph cucumber. Mix a 180g can of tuna in oil through it, add some salt and pepper and it’s a pretty good low carb lunch.

They hear you crying yourself to sleep at night.

Do you have a NIC that accepts DOS-based drivers or are you surviving without internet on it?

I’m gonna anti-recommend TinyCore unless you’re an advanced user. The wiki is a trap full of outdated info spread across several different versions of the OS.

It’s a fine film.

Jackie Chan is willing to be sawn in half rather than use CGI to appear to be sawn in half.

It’s the ones who only think they know that worry me.

One thing I’ve noticed is that boomers think that if you disagree with them, it means you must be younger than them and therefore wrong.

If you’re older than a boomer, your arguments tend to consist of. “Speak up! Why can’t you speak up? No, I don’t need a hearing aid. I need you to speak up!”

I think cats would have outrageously fake french accents.

Like they’re unironically wholesale swallowing cultural domination.

Did you somehow get the idea that northern hemisphere countries own Christmas traditions?

I’ve seen a mall Santa. He was inside, in the air conditioning, so I think he was okay.

Why does this make me laugh but also feel angry?

After this exercise I’m left wondering how are new chips designed nowadays considering that there are billions and billions of microscopic transistors in a modern chip?

You have to use one, to design one.

The algorithm prioritises engagement over accuracy, to generate ad revenue. To youtube, a clip with a hundred comments saying it’s wrong is better than a clip that’s right.

I wonder if you can eat enough Elon to get a second-hand ketamine high.

It probably was, but the GM was one of those “gonna do this until my lawyer finally tells me there’s no way to finesse it through the courts” guys.

Wire by Worthikids.

I’ll be honest - I don’t know if it’s a good song. I just know that self-animated music video changed my life.

I worked a job that would dock you four hours for 1 minute late.

I think that policy lasted… three weeks? Turns out if you dock someone a full morning’s pay, you won’t see them until afternoon.

It’s the I’m-pointing-at-you-with-a-pen-but-I-forgot-my-pen gesture.

How big should a burrito be?

Ordered a taco from a gourmet food truck on the weekend and the tortilla could have doubled as an eyepatch.