If you think that is wild Venus just randomly decides to completely swallow its entire surface every once and a while and the build a new one.

although we have no evidence of it ever happening to earth there is no reason it necessarily couldn’t happen one day.

Think about this the earths crust is only 19 miles thick (30km) that is less than I used to drive to work

The Earth’s crust is only 1/200 the thickness of the earth, an unknown geologic change could cause the entire surface to reshape over night.

You drink this stuff and you feel like a God among men but if you aren’t careful it will fuck you up.

Linus went on to od on heroin the prostitute he was sleeping with at the time later killed herself.

We invite Satan for Cookie’s every year and he shows up all the time.

If you get a mechanical keyboard you don’t have to use strong type.

Ain’t no marshmallow worth waiting 5 minutes for.

Took this comic to realize you are supposed to squeeze as far towards the front of the tube as possible, you really can go your entire life missing the basics.

Prepare to burn!

In hell?!!

What? no. We’re doing abs.

Now get on your knees!

And beg for my soul??

What no we’re using the ab wheel.

And prepare for pain!

Ah! Your going to torture me!!

What? No pain no gains.

…Five reps later…

Oh my God Just take me to Hell already, I beg of you.

Lord Satan has no use for the weak

My bots always try to get me to buy micro transactions and toxic radioactive herbal medicine from China.

The Internet is still cool, you idiots just keep going to the same five sites.

You can’t personally create tens of thousands of accounts, you can pay slave labor in China but that still costs more.

This is right and every body agrees.

Shame no one couldn’t hear that last panel.

Thank God, he finally looks normal.

YEAH LET’S, SUe DOse Racist Motherfucken’ Police

I mean the smell is definitely more pugnant, I like to think of it as a newly opened can of coffee, technically the same but the first cup is always the freshest.

This standard would have probably caught on if they wouldn’t have gone and made it backwards.

Objectively you are more likely to need to know the day first, then the month then the year, and when people get lazy they always just leave off the year because it is assumed, but if the year is first you have to say the whole thing or sound stupid.

Help me Satan!

Eggshittification

That no mere cat, it’s a feline.