I’m in this photo and I don’t like it.

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Thanks so much! It means a lot to me!

What’s there is so nice. These are three of mine:

Yeah, I’m a hundred trillionaire in Nigerian dollars, but let’s be real, it’s a good day if my bank account has a four digit number that starts with a two.

Thank you, Mister Trump, for the powerful insight and powerful smell. Please go to sleep.

Put this fucker in the fucking can!

Musk said he could do it with six billion.

Naturally, he didn’t even try.

This is the original work.

It’s the entry for the Hawthorne Bridge, for cars and buses.

This came off the Tilikum Bridge over the Willamette River in Portland last night!

Spironolactone?

I have such a problem with the expression “take a shit.”

Really ought to be “leaving a shit.”

I’m not a turdburglar. I plant them, I don’t take them.

Thank you! I put my whole self out there.

I post and share photography. Some of my works that I think are mediocre get a lot of attention, and some of my most-loved works are nearly ignored.

But I post for me.

Daaamn, you have a hundred grand?

I’m almost 41 and you’re doing better than I am!

Excellent, exactly what I had in mind, you’re awesome.

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Man, there was a guy who tried this with a mechanical house and it didn’t work out for him so well. I watched a documentary on it. But chicken legs? Now that’s good home defense, shit will fuck up burglars.

The censored word is “product.”

This isn’t a toxic system at all. It treats everyone fairly. The men get treated fairly by letting them raise their voices at crowds, and women get treated fairly with exile.

Perfectly fair.