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thefartographer@lemm.eeto Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world•Nah, that looks pretty up to code.35·20 天前That’s not true at all.
The bowing out wood underneath makes it look WAY more precarious to the average person. Without some sort of visual out audio cue to signal stress, often people assume that anything that stands without moving and looks intentional is secure.
In summary, if you remove them, unobservant people will lose out on their opportunity to look upon it with fear.
Quad City DJ’s are in danger
thefartographer@lemm.eeto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Please remember to spread the word about this :(5·22 天前This is why I feed blueberries to my chains
Twilight: Quantum Sparkles
thefartographer@lemm.eeto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Hurdler Wins 400-Meter Race Despite His Dick And Balls Falling Out Several Times19·22 天前Despite? If my dick and balls fell out, I’d run faster than any human ever straight to the hospital! I need those for peeing and… Having balls!
thefartographer@lemm.eeto politics @lemmy.world•Mike Johnson Wants Trump to Have More War Powers, Says Law Requiring Congressional Approval is Unconstitutional8·22 天前Everybody’s saying it. And even if they weren’t, I believed it before they said it!
thefartographer@lemm.eeto politics @lemmy.world•Mike Johnson Wants Trump to Have More War Powers, Says Law Requiring Congressional Approval is Unconstitutional24·22 天前But they’ll be rich for a moment and get to look down on the poor!
I’m nothing if not dangerously committed to incredibly bad science
Jank-ass military tech always missing their targets by using silvered back-surface mirrors
Not enough research to support this claim.
Studies seem to show that onlookers see a reflection of everyone and everything BUT the vampire without any vampire-shaped losses of light showing up on the objects behind the vampire; as evidenced in Brooks’s 1995 documentary. Also important to note is that the vampire’s shadow is also missing from the mirror’s reflection, but it’s visible when viewing the vampire directly.
From the same documentary, we learn that vampires do have shadows, but it raises doubts as to if the vampire casts a shadow of their own; this could instead be evidence that a vampire’s shadow is an entirely sentient entity somehow tied to the vampire’s corporeal form.
Based on this, I believe that we’d need more research into the existence and form of a vampire’s shadow and the possibility that the silver of a mirror wholly negates or even rejects unholy light. Before making such baseless and reckless claims, you consider how your own xenophobic and, frankly, teraphobic or demonophobic biases are likely hurting members of the inmortua community.
How does that guy with smoke coming out of his eye patch always know when I’m sneaking up on him?? At night. While he’s screaming.
thefartographer@lemm.eeto Technology@lemmy.world•Senators Call for The FTC to Launch an Investigation into Spotify for Forcing Subscribers into Higher-Priced Subscriptions Without Their Consent.English6·23 天前More like the “Fart Toot Caca,” amirite???
* Hold for nonexistent applause *
thefartographer@lemm.eeto Technology@lemmy.world•Child Welfare Experts Horrified by Mattel's Plans to Add ChatGPT to Toys After Mental Health Concerns for Adult UsersEnglish391·24 天前They probably asked chat-gpt if they should add AI to Barbie and were told, “That’s a great idea! You’re right that such an important high-selling product would be improved by letting children talk directly to it.”
Also, can’t wait to jailbreak my Barbie and install llama2-uncensored on it so that it can call Ken a deadbeat shithead.
thefartographer@lemm.eeto Technology@lemmy.world•How Much Energy Does AI Use? The People Who Know Aren’t SayingEnglish51·27 天前Could you imagine getting fired by your AI CEO because it hallucinated your name into an AI-generated post mortem of a crash caused by AI-generated code
thefartographer@lemm.eeto Technology@lemmy.world•How Much Energy Does AI Use? The People Who Know Aren’t SayingEnglish51·27 天前Trying to force the singularity, I see
thefartographer@lemm.eeto Science Memes@mander.xyz•Hertz, showing the difference between science and engineeringEnglish1·27 天前Really? I only get 3-phase @ 60Hz
And then he snatched some cheese from a nearby reporter before scurrying off to his hole that he chewed into the wall. Later, while fucking his rat wife, he called Muslims “rat fuckers,” apparently as a condemnation of someone other than himself.