Trick: you get american cheese

Call it “Trick or cheese”, it’s right there.

I know someone who hates cheese, this works on so many levels.

I heard of local traditions is a village here in Germany where adults go from house to house and sing songs to get a beer

Add wine yes plz

Hell, I’ll trick or treat butt for free.

White people love cheese. You give the meanest white man some cheese, and he’ll turn into Mr Rogers

I like the idea, but I want to do it in France. And I demand vine to my free cheese.

And baguette!

Everybody hates the house that gives out cheez wiz

Ok, I’m in! What costume do you think my cheese would like to go as this year?

Like some rat??

No thanks, I’m not too into supporting animal abuse