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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 1 month ago

NASA scientists says astronauts should not masturbate in space

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NASA scientists says astronauts should not masturbate in space

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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 1 month ago
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NASA scientists says astronauts should not masturbate in space for bizarre reason
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A Nasa scientist has delivered a stern warning for male astronauts – absolutely do not masturbate in space.People venturing outside of our atmosphere are advised against pleasuring themselves in zero gravity. The reason? Female astronauts could accidentally get impregnated by stray fluids.As it turn...
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    if you nut in space will it push you backwards

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      And since penises are usually not that close to the body’s centre of mass it would also impart some rotation, unless the astrowanker has very good aim.

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        Yes. That’s so you can catch it in your mount on the way around.

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          I don’t think they let them masturbate while riding horses in space

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            wtf horse? Where the hell did that come from? This is deffo gonna fuck up the math.

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              in your mount

              :P

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                Aw beans. Ya got me.

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      Gravity 2 starring William Dafoe

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        Directed by Quentin Tarantino, full title - Gravity 2: The feat of space travel, which definitely isn’t a pun.

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          Gravity 2: a cold wank

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      Depends which way you point.

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      nutting thrust is nothing compared to the poop fart

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      Asking the big questions.

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      The same happens on earth

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