CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agoI only date virginslemmy.worldimagemessage-square108linkfedilinkarrow-up1898arrow-down119
arrow-up1879arrow-down1imageI only date virginslemmy.worldCultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square108linkfedilink
minus-squareSubArcticTundra@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up58arrow-down1·1 month agoThe virgin penis is still full of cum that has built up in it over the years. That’s why it’s so big. Do you really want to have to face 5 year old cum?
minus-squareValmond@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up35arrow-down1·1 month agoThe old “saving up for marriage”
minus-squareSCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30arrow-down1·1 month agoI imagine it probably turns to curd or cheese, and then polymerizes and you can shoot bullets like the worst revision batman.
minus-squareSubArcticTundra@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 month ago it probably turns to curd or cheese Ah, that’s what that is. I think mine is leaking
minus-squareShellofbiomatter@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 month agoNo worries, that can be used instead of butter to make sandwiches
minus-squareLH0ezVT@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoIs dick polymer biodegradable? If so, maybe we can tackle the whole microplastic issue as well!
minus-squareMongostein@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoNo no, it’s the microplastics in our balls that make us shoot airsoft pellets
minus-squareRogueBanana@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 month agoWhat’s the expiration period on that?
minus-squareNannerBanner@literature.cafelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoMost seem to go around 70-80.
The virgin penis is still full of cum that has built up in it over the years. That’s why it’s so big. Do you really want to have to face 5 year old cum?
The old “saving up for marriage”
I imagine it probably turns to curd or cheese, and then polymerizes and you can shoot bullets like the worst revision batman.
Ah, that’s what that is. I think mine is leaking
No worries, that can be used instead of butter to make sandwiches
Is dick polymer biodegradable? If so, maybe we can tackle the whole microplastic issue as well!
No no, it’s the microplastics in our balls that make us shoot airsoft pellets
What’s the expiration period on that?
Most seem to go around 70-80.