These answers are wild, didn’t know lemmings were such dirty dogs (in a good way <3)
Being the awkward socially disabled neuromasala dude that I am, I count myself lucky to have even met my wife and had the guts to say “hello” when we finally met face to face after 5 months of texting. I absolutely can’t fathom hooking up with someone I barely know, and here y’all are going “oh I lost count”, “low 3 digits”, “are we counting orgies…?”
Somewhere between 0 and 0
0
Emojiguy detected in the wild no way, love that lil guy
More than 20. I disagree that it makes it less meaningful. But I have learned that there are many women who are bad at sex. It’s not just men.
Tell us about the bad ones
I got one, my second to last partner. I blame “squirting” becoming a thing. She would push so hard to pee to make it seem like she was squirting that she would push me out every minute or so.
Agreed. The worst once are those who think sex is a thing only men want and swear they have no need at all and don’t know what they want or like.
My absolute pet peeve is women who don’t know how to get themselves off. I’m willing to put in the work, but if she doesn’t even know what works for her, then it’s never going to work.
Does foot stuff count??
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Just one 🤷 I’ve always been picky, so anyone who’d get that far would be someone I could see working out long-term. We’re in our 7th year together now.
Lost count but I’m confident it’s somewhere between zero and 23423431.
So far, I have only had one sexual partner. Thank you for asking, SatansMaggotyCumFart.
26 if I include your mom
27 including OP’s dad right
- Thanks everyone, for the very entertaining lunch break read!
- But it feels really weird that someone I slept with hundreds of times, often in sessions of 40 minutes to two hours would count the same towards that number as someone who I slept with once for 15 minutes.
Of the 12, 4 were a single time, 1 was a few times and the rest were over a year of sleeping together, usually 2 or 3.
For what it’s worth the sex was only physically pleasurable in the long term deals for me.
I realized the other day that I don’t have a solid count. A friend of mine revealed they have a document with a line item for everyone they’ve slept with and a brief summary.
I’d guess it could reasonably round to 100, though.
I don’t mind anyone sleeping with a hundred people, or more even. Don’t mind the diary either, just that to me that sounds like too much work that nobody would ever read, but to each their own
Zero. One of the easy ways to get wizard powers without being a racist.
2 … unless you let me count my hands
