8 panel comic.

Title frame: “The Art of the Deal: A centrist’s guide to negotiation”

Slide 1: “Chuck has a widget that he believes is worth $10.” Smiling sticker figure holds blue ass labelled widget. Man is wearing spinning hat.

Slide 2: “so he places it on sale for $5 and sends $5 to Israel to invest in genocide” blue ass has $5 price tag

Slide 3: “a man walks in and wants to buy the widget.” Man wearing a red hat says, “I would like to buy this. Is $3 enough?”

Slide 4: “when suddenly chuck hears the laughter of a trans kid.” Door with lock, Chuck looks nervous. “Chuck rushes to lock the door.”

Slide 5: Chuck says to man in red hat, “sorry for the inconvenience, sir. How about you give me $2?” Man in red hat says, “deal!”

Slide 6: picture of chuck smiling and murdering Palestinian children with bombs. “Chuck happily reinvests his profits into medicare for all Israelis and the bombing of Palestinian children”

Slide 7: “When centrism wins, we all win*” in bright colored letters. At the bottom is says: “*except for trans people, Palestinians, the working class, the LGBTQIA+ community, small business owners, and Americans”