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minus-squareLuckingFurker (Any/All)@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up221·1 month agoWhy would anyone need to pick another option? That would seduce the heck out of me
minus-squareddash@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up139·edit-21 month agoI think you can also interpret it that she wanted to hear what she missed.
minus-squareLuckingFurker (Any/All)@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up85·1 month agoWell that’s just greedy. But I’ll accept it
minus-squarelatenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up59·1 month agoThat’s when you slap the “one per date” card on the table;)
minus-squarejballs@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·1 month agoJokes on her. The recipe is iron and animal bones to make a sweet axe.
minus-squarekoper@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·1 month agoThat would be a great follow-up joke. Now if she chooses the dirty pickup line, you respond with “girl, are you a viking steel crucible? 'Cause I’d put a bone in you.”
minus-squarejballs@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·1 month agoAnd then if she chooses the cheesy pickup line: Girl, are you made of iron and animal bones? Because you’ve got all the elements to forge a bond stronger than a Viking axe.
minus-squareFalse@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 month agoI believe the proper response is “No”.
minus-squareFriendBesto@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-21 month agoI do not know, there could be the option of a very sexy cheesecake recipe.
minus-squareTheDoozer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoSo, like… a cheesecake recipe?
minus-squareGoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoIf I wanted to eat slightly warm or cold cheese, I’d pick better options than cream cheese. You gotta dress up a cheesecake to make it anything but mundane.
minus-squarezerofk@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoI would agree if not for the flagrant grammatical error. That is a huge turnoff.
minus-squareSuite404@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoJust means they didn’t copy paste an interesting fact.
Why would anyone need to pick another option? That would seduce the heck out of me
I think you can also interpret it that she wanted to hear what she missed.
Well that’s just greedy. But I’ll accept it
That’s when you slap the “one per date” card on the table;)
Smooth
She wants the recipe
Jokes on her. The recipe is iron and animal bones to make a sweet axe.
That would be a great follow-up joke.
Now if she chooses the dirty pickup line, you respond with “girl, are you a viking steel crucible? 'Cause I’d put a bone in you.”
And then if she chooses the cheesy pickup line:
Girl, are you made of iron and animal bones? Because you’ve got all the elements to forge a bond stronger than a Viking axe.
LOL
So she wants the D?
I believe the proper response is “No”.
heckin’ seduced
Because this is fake.
I do not know, there could be the option of a very sexy cheesecake recipe.
So, like… a cheesecake recipe?
If I wanted to eat slightly warm or cold cheese, I’d pick better options than cream cheese. You gotta dress up a cheesecake to make it anything but mundane.
I would agree if not for the flagrant grammatical error. That is a huge turnoff.
“pick a another”
Just means they didn’t copy paste an interesting fact.