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Same energy, equally as thoughtful, and both very nice gestures.
He’d obviously read up on 17th century witchcraft. It is well known that you may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese.
it’s a 17 century text, the main question is why did it take humanity so long to figure it out
I do dirty things for cheese.
That guy clearly knows what a woman desires.
I have it on good authority that you may fascinate a woman by giving her cheese.
Although it looks like I’m two hours late on that reference…
Damn, that’s fondue for the whole families!
A 12 kg cheese required anywhere from 150 to 200 liters of milk (same in quarts for the metric impaired). Just think of the amount of work it takes to milk all that, boil, curdle, culture, skim, and cure for what looks like at least 3 months. These things sell for several hundreds of dollars, and I’m not sure it’s fair to the farmer. He is in love and went for the big guns.
I believe the correct thing to do is bring her some cheese. The nice stuff. Either a nicely aged cheddar or bocconcini. Add a potted basil plant to signal intent for a lasting relationship. T never fails
That’s my fucking love language
I dont know if you’re a man, a woman, or somewhere in between; but if you gave me an aged cheddar and a potted basil I would never let you go.
How is this a meme
It’s just a pleasant interaction
Wait. Are memes just peasant interactions?
No, they’re moments in culture. What makes this meme less is the fact that most ppl haven’t received veg. from a home grown garden.
I thought, at first, they said peasant instead of pleasant. I was going to scrap the post but thought it pretty funny. Culture, at least to me, is a sharing of ideas, and memes being a relatable subtype. It’s kinda sad that gardens and farming in general are relegated to the tradmemes
The real memes are the pleasant interactions we had along the way.
Always have been.
According to internet lore, the man must reciprocate with a wheel of cheese.
Government cheese.
Unauthorized government cheese.
Ah refugee of reddit, well met.
I mean, it works in Stardew Valley, so why not real life?
Would work for me not gonna lie
It’s as simple as you make it.
Only thing missing is some garlic and fresh basil.
You mean cilantro and garlic. Salsa yo.
I like cilantro I just wish I never got the hint of soap sometimes.
Only sometimes?! Do you have like… half the gene?! I have friends who have the gene and HATE IT but I loooooove it
I dunno exactly it seems like it depends on the plant too. I grow my own and it’s super soapy but like dried it’s not, it’s strange.
Ahhh I think you’ve got the gene then. Personally it never has any hint of soap, but like I said, some of my friends find it exclusively soap flavored!
Even just the fact that she has a garden is enough for me to consider marriage.
oh how the tables have turned
Andrew Johnson supporter, so the 19th century version of a MAGA.
nothing more marriage material than a dude who believes in:
- a man
- a flag
- a holiday
wow where are people with such deep philosophical beliefs now
Any idea what a “waterfall” is in this context?
A waterfall is a type of cardigan.
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Mine gave me eggs from her chickens. This is the moment you realize you’ve won the lottery.
There are some sweet people in the world.
Fresh eggs? Hot damn. One day I hope to have chickens!
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Marry her
She is a keeper!
Is she single?
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please tell me that that is the guy from the cheese thing.
he deserves something like this
Wow! The only thing missing is a meme!
Squinted at those tomatoes assuming it was Loss somehow…
Oh god man, get some help
Just a heads-up, those are sauce tomatoes. Thanks, Ted talk, etc
Fry the oinions with some garlic (salt it), cube the tomatoes and let it simmer for an hour or two and you got the worlds best pasta sauce.
Pro Tip: if you have some red wine left over (or one that isn’t good for drinking), keep pouring some wine in when the liquid dries up, repeat until the wine is gone. tastes fucking great!
Another tip would be, never use wine you wouldn’t drink in your food!
That’s a keeper.
Does she also have bees?
My two least favorite things individually, yet essential to so many delicious things.
I would immediately use them to make some food and bring it over.
You dislike tomatoes? They aren’t the best thing plain, but they’re fine. A little salt and they’re pretty good plain.
I understand not liking onions alone, but I enjoy them. I can’t just eat a whole onion raw on its own, but I do enjoy eating some.
It’s the texture.
The taste is distinct, but not really bad. I don’t mind the mild flavor left over in a sandwich that had a tomato slice.
But I can’t stand the texture of a tomato. Not sure exactly why, but even a small chunk in soup or salsa makes me gag. I blend salsa up so it’s consistent.
And onions are both for me. A tiny piece of onion will ruin the entire burrito. From the weird crunch to the taste that lingers even after I down a few chips and half my drink.
I go through onion powder fairly quick though, I add a little bit to a lot of my dishes.
It’s unfortunate. My husband also hates tomatoes…but loves what they become. So it’s all about the texture of a raw tomato for him as well!
