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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 days ago

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Yes, but

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    7 days ago

    Pisses off, especially considering that like 70% of men don’t wash their hands. I’ve become an expert in using my elbow.

    • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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      7 days ago

      Open the door with a paper towel because men are fucking gross.

      • Alaik@lemmy.zip
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        Tell me you’ve never seen how fucking nasty women’s restrooms are in comparison…

        • Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          Oh noo toilet seats are too gross! I must hang from the ceiling and rain down piss from 2 meters above. Oh oops I got blood on the seat. I’m sure the next occupant will be happy to clean it up with 1 ply toilet paper!

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        That’s what I do all the time. Just use the towel to open it up.

      • Fredthefishlord@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        6 days ago

        Imma be real unless you’re full on immune compromised it’s not that serious

        • SleepyPie@lemmy.world
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          Spreading germs can get other people sick. Washing hands is not hard.

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          I always open doors with my hands (I know, weirdo right?) and very rarely get sick. People are being overly dramatic.

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            Its not about getting sick. It’s about getting filth on your just cleaned hands.

            • Fredthefishlord@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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              If you can’t see it and it doesn’t get you sick it’s honestly not an issue beyond being a overly conscious about germs.

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              6 days ago

              If it doesn’t get me sick, why care?

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                6 days ago

                Let me guess you also refused to wear a mask during COVID. Sometimes stuff isn’t about you.

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                  Nope, I proudly used a mask, take your assumptions somewhere else.

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                    6 days ago

                    Then maybe you should rethink you other comment jackass.

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