a 2013 ThinkPad and a bottle of Adderall
Mason jar and a lid
Magic and sentience.
My 12ga muzzle loading shotgun and my birch bark canoe. I would of course come dressed as a 1700’s Voyeur trapper roaming across the uncharted lakes and rivers of what is now northern US and southern Canada.
While I don’t have a birch bark canoe currently, I do have an 18ft aluminum canoe that would do. I do own a muzzle-loading smoothebore flintlock fowler. And I can, and have in the past, dress as a Voyeur. Sadly my French absolutely sucks. Though I can speak a smattering of Ojibwe.
That’s as close as I can come to an action adventure figure.
Bong and blow lighter
Time vortex manipulator and a sonic screwdriver.
Crippling ADHD and an uncomfortable smile.
i have adhd so i’m allowed to cheat here
my hobby shelf (fully stocked up), and a laptop.
for the 18+ version instead of a laptop there’s a set of BDSM gear
A soldering iron and a thumb drive full of linux distros.
Glasses (missing)
Extra large toilet roll
A katana and a big desktop computer
silicone-based lube, and a laptop
Did your parents steal your foreskin?
Guillotine and list of billionaires and corrupt politicians
A crop top and a library card
Quest 2Steam Frame and a couple ounces of some good kush.




