ER Nurse: What do you mean you don’t have Facebook? This is a Meta-Sinai hospital!

I hear they give you a few Trumps if you jack-in to any XElonX^TM datacenter and donate ATP. Participating stores only, offer not valid in the current doghouse state, must consent to chipping, while supplies last.

Maybe not enough Trumps to buy insurance, but enough to pay a suspended vet to treat you if you donate enough times and pinch your Barrons before the infection gets you. Just remember to drink plenty of high fructose, shouldn’t be hard to shoplift if you’re willing to risk deportation.