nothing beats the sleep. high, the vivid allucinations, although you might forget about them due to sleep amnesia.

I have so much sleep paraphernalia, bed, mattress, blankets, pillows, sheets, pajamas, that pajamasl hat thingy…

it’s so annoying when people sleep together and have sex instead of sleeping!!!

This one hits a bit too close to home

A few years ago I was working the early shift at my previous work (6 to 3) and my girlfriend at the time started working part time on the afternoon shifts at her work (1 to 6pm if memory serves me right). Over time she started to waking up later and later while I still needed to get up by 5am. Over a couple of months she started getting mad at me for going to bed early and not spending time with her, despite her going to bed past 2am on a weeknight.

Eventually she got a full time job and I stopped working the early shift, but damn that was an stressful year for my sleep cycle

The feminine urge to operate on a night’s sleep every three days

If he really cared about you he would never be anything but fully conscious and focused on you 24/7.