• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      3 days ago

      Its ok, those are geometrically less complex to evaluate optimal slap angle for =P

      All asses deserve love! (presuming prior consent of course)

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        3 days ago

        You’d think so, but IME there’s a greater need for precise geometry when you have less cushion for imprecise pushin’. Sometimes the hip bone meets the sit bone. I think there are advantages with the angles I can hit too, but I haven’t personally collected enough data on the ample to badonkulous region of the callipygian range to draw any definitive conclusions.

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          3 days ago

          I fully agree when it comes to uh, pushin the cushion.

          However, with a less uh, rotund rear… you just don’t slap as hard, if its a uh, friendly greeting.

          But(t), since you’re apparently already thinking with your pants off:

          One position that works much, much better with a uh, more modest posterior, is prone-boning, ie, reciever lies flat on their stomach, legs straight inserter mounts on top, and can either be on their knees and leaning back, or basically just lying on top of them, in case you’re a fan of … an actively loving weighted blanket.

          Or, lie on your back, legs basically straight up, possibly with a pillow under the small of your back.

          With both of these, if the rod-bearer is capable of being… somewhere between delicate and precise, listen to feedback… well, you can get to know someone a bit deeper that way, if there’s less … softbody physics to deform.

          Further, to aid you in any future research you may choose to pursue:

          https://store.steampowered.com/app/3231090/Amarillos_Butt_Slapper/

          This is a thing that exists, and is free.