[a character holds a delicious looking burger, seems eager to bite into it]
[close up on the character’s mouth as they bite the burger, which is getting squished]
[the character is now looking sadly at the squished burger that has fallen apart, various sauces on their face and hands and all over the table]
[the character rages, causing the sauce on their face to splash around]
I go for mustard and that’s it. I once saw an woman put more mayo/katsup on her hotdog by volume than hotdog. It was insane.