- This is fake … no human I’ve ever known has ever survived to tell the tale of how they carefully placed something, anything, on a cat’s face … let alone take a picture of it. - The only way I can see this image existing is if the cat first murdered the person who attempted this, then the cat took the pancake and placed it on themselves, set up the camera for a timed photo and snapped a selfie to let all the humans believe that they can do this to their cats at home. - All sufficiently advanced techniques and technologies appear to be impossible magics to the unlearned.  
- Oh, you can get one picture. - One. 
- Yes, it’s fake. Cats hate it and instantly back up when something is on their face. In this picture you can see the whiskers somehow poking through the pancake on the right. It’s a very basic photoshop. - No it’s a pancake 
 
- I mean Bread Cat meme has taught me it doesn’t need to be fake. - Don’t forget Cheese Cat 
 
 
- Crêpey 
- The Grabber? 
- Camilla: You, sir, should unmask. 
 Stranger: Indeed?
 Cassilda: Indeed it’s time. We have all laid aside disguise but you.
 Stranger: I wear no mask.
 Camilla: (Terrified, aside to Cassilda) No mask? No mask!
- Hello Clarice 
- Before he was Michael Meowers, they called him The Shape. 
- You monster. He is going to take your eyes when you are asleep. 
- Surely that’s a shitty photoshop, or even worse, photoslop 
 
- Meow Gien 
- This cat looks like it bout to sing: - I’ve felt the hate rise up in me - Kneel down and clear the stone of leaves - I wander out where you can’t see - Inside my shell I wait and bleed 
  Thought this one was more apt personally. Thought this one was more apt personally.- You know, this is the one I was thinking of but couldn’t remember the title. - It’s actually kinda crazy how many films use this or a very similar premise. There’s also vanilla sky, the skin I live in, and seconds. 
 
 
 
- This right here…. when I wake up screaming at 2 am, this will be the reason why. 
- If a human can put on a cat mask (cat woman anyone?), a cat may as well put on a human mask. (woman cat anyone?) 
- Saving this for my next KYC identity check. 











