Zaphod@discuss.tchncs.de to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days agoNo fucking way! I got invited to the Illuminatidiscuss.tchncs.deimagemessage-square24linkfedilinkarrow-up1133arrow-down11
arrow-up1132arrow-down1imageNo fucking way! I got invited to the Illuminatidiscuss.tchncs.deZaphod@discuss.tchncs.de to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days agomessage-square24linkfedilink
minus-squaresamus12345@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·7 days agoWhy would I want to join them? They’ve done a shit job of maintaining order in the world lately!
minus-squareTigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·7 days agoYou should join them to do a better job
minus-squaresamus12345@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 days agoStep 1: Give them the Ankh-Morpork Discworld books to read and teach them the ways of Lord Vetinari. If you’re going to be a shadowy world-running organization, benevolent tyranny is by far the best option.
minus-squareTigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·7 days agoTell them to stop watching Idiocracy. It’s not a manual.
Why would I want to join them? They’ve done a shit job of maintaining order in the world lately!
You should join them to do a better job
Step 1: Give them the Ankh-Morpork Discworld books to read and teach them the ways of Lord Vetinari. If you’re going to be a shadowy world-running organization, benevolent tyranny is by far the best option.
Tell them to stop watching Idiocracy. It’s not a manual.