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I like that idea, it’s very human.

Love the detail of the toothpick breaking under the strain

Toast is great. I wish I knew who first had the thought to cook bread twice. Did they want more crust? Were they trying to make bread last longer? What was their favorite kind of bread? Did they come up with putting butter on it or was that an innovation from a second, even more brilliant mind? I have so many questions to ask them, I hope the afterlife is real

Can’t wait to see what he does with this epiphany. No, literally, I can’t wait, I have stuff I want to get done in the next eternity.

New incredibly niche conspiracy theory just dropped

You can see in his eyes. He knows exactly what that clip will be used for. The people’s poster.

even if I knew nothing else about Israeli occupation the fact that they call mass killing “mowing the lawn” is enough to know they’re doing crimes against humanity

Simply unalign yourself from the 3d plane and peer through the inter dimensional fence. When a being of 3+n dimensions (where n>1) passes by, ask them if you may see the list of all tesseracts in existence. Prepare for a lot of rejection, most higher-dimensional beings are dickbags who don’t respect us. Be sure to wear goggles or they’ll try to spit on you, and believe you me you do not want 5d saliva in your cranial cavity.

Also, the tesseract list is very long but simultaneously compressed into a single point, so the only way to read it is all at once. Be ready for that. You might want to call ahead to nearby inpatient psychiatric services and tell them you’re about to go quite mad.

Not anymore you dont

Ah yes, but our wetnurse is squeamish. Best that we do not trade hands, seems like dreadful business.

sir, I’m a poster,

(depression is coming back and all of my hobbies are exhausting now)

I’m concerned you may have taken my reply as a plea. Dear sir, it was not a plea, rather it was a warning. Attempt to obtain her digits (and palms, knuckles, et cetera) and you yourself may be unhanded.

also I’m sorry you’re feeling low. post through it til you’re sober buddy. This is a good thread.

My beloved is rather attached to her hands.

At 2k feet you’re going to need some kind of equipment to find them.

You make good points.

You can bullshit around the insurrection label, but the term limit is pretty cut and dry. Not going to stop them, but the ramp is how we got here.

She has RAM, get her!

When things go really wrong they go really really wrong, but that doesn’t change the statistical risk. Radiation is viscerally scary because you can’t see it, but you’re way more likely to get hit by a bus or die in a cloud of anhydrous ammonia or something similarly nasty.

Plus things have only gone really wrong once, and that’s Chernobyl. Fukushima Daiichi got hit by an earthquake, and then a tsunami, and lost auxiliary power. The plant’s containment held. Estimates for cancer rates were something like 100 additional cases globally. Nobody got acute radiation poisoning, nobody got sick. The panic killed more people than the disaster. Which is kind of a microcosm of our broader relationship to nuclear power: the fear of what could go wrong caused us to stick with technologies that we know kill people. The Keystone coal power plant kills more people than the Fukushima disaster did, and that’s for normal operation of the plant after they installed scrubbers

anyway if you’re still reading I love your work keep it up