GloriousGasHole

There’s only one execution I truly want to see, and I hope it is televised.

This what I came here looking for. That story haunts me every time I go to the bathroom at a friend’s house for the first time. I’m just waiting for the day I see a knife next to the toilet.

“Big pharma won’t tell you this, but what you need to do is shove a firecracker lubricated with the blood of 16 Venezuelan Poodle Moths up your butt, light it, and chug a class of lemur semen before it detonates. It is very, very difficult for the plague to take hold in a body that’s been through that” -RFK Jr. probably

“Jeffries says what people want to hear, while ignoring his unlikeability and inevitable loss of power”. I don’t believe anything he says. Everyone needs to vote in this midterm so we can give Trump the boot, and then show up again to get grifters like Jeffries out of office.

Hopefully the end. I’m tired.

Last night, my friends and I were talking about how we’re trying to spend more time at home to save money. Instead of going out to a bar, we’re starting to plan more hangouts at home. Why spend $2k/month on rent if we aren’t going to be there? It feels like anytime I leave the house, I’m spending $100 or more. We all were at a bar last weekend watching college football, and after spending $10/drink, we dipped out, bought $50 in beer and pizza, and played Mario Kart at a friend’s house. Much cheaper to just play games at home and hangout.

The good ol’ days

I actually watched a YouTube video about this a few weeks ago, but can’t remember what it was called. But basically, all the bowling alleys got bought out by Bowlero and we’ve been seeing the enshittification of bowling because of it. We can’t have fucking shit without corporations finding a way to ruin it.

I discovered School of Rock in Denver, and they do shows at Red Rocks too. I think its such an awesome idea. I attended one free lesson last year and haven’t gone back yet, but I have been trying to dedicate some time to guitar recently. I find it so difficult to maintain the motivation to practice as an adult. any tips?

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Sony is really trying to reiterate to consumers that the only thing they care about is your money.

“We’re going to design a new controller. Its the exact same, but now you can give us money easier.”

I saw a comment on Lemmy a few days ago that made me reevaluate how I view that answer, and I wish I could find it to link it. But, I think he was just being political in his statement, which is the best way to go about it. I think to Republicans, that is a satisfactory answer. To Liberals, it felt like an about face to appease Republicans, but if you think about his response, do transgender athletes impact safety or fairness? No, not really.

I’d probably start by trying to figure out what the fuck happened to everyone.

But even for a solidly blue area, we’ve had DeGette forever and it will be the first DSA representative for Denver. I think in order for a movement to grow, those first few dominos must fall first. These smaller wins will grow the movement into something larger as people see the benefits of the DSA platform. Or it will fall flat on it’s face.

I’m so excited. It’s time for DeGette to get out of the way of progress.

I really hope Victor Marx doesn’t win the Gubernatorial race though.

I’m going to put my conspiracy hat on, but I have a feeling this will be used to justify an increase to the FBI budget. Patel is going to start a whole new canine unit with that increased budget.

If their cat dies before the election, I’d still probably vote for it

I feel like that defeats the purpose of pants though. If it’s cold outside, I want to keep the McNuggets warm.

I’m now picturing what it might be like if we all walked around in pants where the only parts exposed were the front and our butt hole.

Isn’t McDonald’s where they caught the alleged killer of the United HealthCare CEO too? What is it about McDonald’s that makes it hit after a murder? 🤣