REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I mean, it is essentially torture (solitary confinement for a year) but for a 30 bil sure.

My head is not the worst place to be in, I bet I could come out of it only slightly damaged.

Oh but you do know 😌

‘Would you rather be a face being stomped by a boot or a boot stomping in a face’

I’d rather be neither though

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here’s an idea:

sell it

Oh noooo well I guess we have to 😌

You’re very cute and good at shitposting, famously the two most sexy qualities

Not after Galaxy Protector Glorp will unilaterally decree them guilty of space treason

Making a complement before having sex could be considered a bribe

do you take bribes

Wtf was that opening line, is he also new to humans

I used to run wsl for dev work (before admin let me switch OS), debugging environment issues was such a pain

Should’ve gone through the Indian coast. think of the trade power!

Buy two Bakugo pillow covers, get a free “Blood and Soil” sticker

Change it to “anyone who makes you work on a Sunday” and I’ll support that message.

become uncrankable

you, a chad with a bunch of ripped off copper wiring
me, an intellectual with a stolen catalytic converter

wanna personally add: audio media

I used to constantly listen to something: podcasts, audiobooks, youtube, never alone with my thoughts. After a while I noticed I couldn’t explain my mood shifts anymore, simply cause I wouldn’t have time to think through what’s going on in my own head.

I still love all that shit, but try to carve out some regular “alone time” to keep up.

Being bored is a lost art

Vampire fireman wouldn’t be able to enter a house if it was on fire, why would police be different