PrimeErective

Personal is crazy

Shared joy is double joy, shared sorrow is half a sorrow

Good to know. I always thought it would be more exciting to jump from the top!

Damn, I gotta get one of those negative mortgages

I’ll pray for you if you pray for me

I’ve got a bad case of… Diarrhea

I see you’ve played Moony spoony before

What specific date do you need? The universe was created last Thursday

I think what’s going on with the “torment matrix” problem is that the people who do the most heinous shit don’t usually have much imagination. When they see someone dreaming up a horrible scenario they see it as an unironic opportunity. Maybe they wouldn’t have thought of it otherwise.

More succinctly: don’t give them any ideas!

I would guess it’s closer to la-ti-byoo-layt

Would wear that T-shirt

Maybe it got hit by a car and the “other side” is the afterlife

Got any grapes?

I see you’ve played knifey spoony before

I have states, Greg. Can you compute on me?

It’s like they’re going out of their way to make me not care about their game

That’s fun. Orexi is Greek for appetite, and appetite is definitely a type of motivation

Kali orexi!

Aha, so this must be the inspo for the post about Disney donating $8m to Hannah Montana Linux

Was that the one with the quick reload battery slot, or was that the v10? Either way those phones were sick

Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?!