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I think I spelled it wrong. Wattle seems to be correct. But it’s like the skin on your neck below the jaw. One of the lawyers on the show was always asking people if he could touch their wattle

Lots of waddle touching in that show

(keikaku means plan)

Same (ಥ ͜ʖಥ)

John Mulaney’s take

Did you mean to post this on shittyasklemmy?

GERBURGER

iSame

I saw a full rainbow from a plane once. It was sick

Personal is crazy

Shared joy is double joy, shared sorrow is half a sorrow

Good to know. I always thought it would be more exciting to jump from the top!

Damn, I gotta get one of those negative mortgages

I’ll pray for you if you pray for me

I’ve got a bad case of… Diarrhea

I see you’ve played Moony spoony before

What specific date do you need? The universe was created last Thursday

I think what’s going on with the “torment matrix” problem is that the people who do the most heinous shit don’t usually have much imagination. When they see someone dreaming up a horrible scenario they see it as an unironic opportunity. Maybe they wouldn’t have thought of it otherwise.

More succinctly: don’t give them any ideas!

I would guess it’s closer to la-ti-byoo-layt

Would wear that T-shirt