Pretending to know nothing would probably be better than what we got, actually

It’s an ad for a television show in which the main character’s name is Carol

Based on “mummy” I’m guessing we’re looking at biscuits in the British sense, which are generally sweet baked goods more akin to a cookie

At least 2

Old mean Ed Gein

And if you cross a gerbil with a dirigible, you get a dirigiberbil

Pinto beans

Were you stung as a child?

I have you affectionately tagged as “thorny bastard”

So every student becomes Student What’s Their Nuts

Isn’t a runcible spoon more … Forky?

Yep, same happening here. Turning Bluetooth completely off seems to help, which is ok since I use the 2.4 dongle for my controller, but it still kinda sux

18 half lives

Wow, I had no idea about this military slang. Well played, ConcernedApe