I like the glonk of your glib

True, but most people confuse contributing to society with contributing to billionaire pocket linings

People are brainwashed to believe that their value is tied to their productivity

More of a Sioux City Sasparilla kinda guy

If you think about them enough the shame wears off… Right?!

For me it’s just like throwing gas on the fire

It’s better in German

He’s a music producer. Songs he’s worked on will often start with that clip “Mustard on the beat, ho”

Pretending to know nothing would probably be better than what we got, actually

It’s an ad for a television show in which the main character’s name is Carol

Based on “mummy” I’m guessing we’re looking at biscuits in the British sense, which are generally sweet baked goods more akin to a cookie

At least 2

Old mean Ed Gein

And if you cross a gerbil with a dirigible, you get a dirigiberbil

Pinto beans

Were you stung as a child?

I have you affectionately tagged as “thorny bastard”

So every student becomes Student What’s Their Nuts

Isn’t a runcible spoon more … Forky?

Yep, same happening here. Turning Bluetooth completely off seems to help, which is ok since I use the 2.4 dongle for my controller, but it still kinda sux