If you feel you gotta vomit, you’re gonna have a bad Chyme

Man, I was at tumblr when this was being implemented. It was so fucking stupid and everyone knew it.

I lived in The Netherlands in 08-10 with my German boyfriend at the time and this just make me giggle because I completely understand this all these years later lol

This brings up a lot of guilt I have for killing so many spotted lantern flies. I hate that it’s so necessary

My gyno does this during my annual. Never thought it was unusual because it’s a part of my body that needs health checking too. Never thought about it not being common, that’s interesting that’s not more universal