Omfg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

An friendship ended over something this petty

A friend and I were sitting on the curb, legs stretched out over the bike lane. I saw a bike coming and I picked up our bag and got up. He didn’t move and got mad at me for doing that “without warning” right before the cyclist rode between us (that was the only path they had). Ex-friend then turned their ire towards the cyclist calling them rude and whatnot. Fortunately the cyclist kept riding. I was finally able to tell them the bike is why I moved. And dude just tried to justify they could sit there if we had just curled our legs, saying there was enough room for the bike to pass. Bro. The entire lane is for the bike. We were just taking advantage of the fact there were no bikes around when we sat down. I had thought he would have the same response I had when the cyclist came. Apparently not and he ranted about it the whole way home. I blocked him when he drove off.

ETA: he was problematic before that and the weed wasn’t worth it

Hopefully folks will read your edit and not download you for your mistake. Doubtful, but one can still hope.

Ernest movies are the kinda cringe one can be proud to admit to loving

I verbally oofed

Does that mean I became a slutt on graduation day?

It’s a condition, not a race. I just wanted a word or phrase to use that didn’t have a negative connotation to it.

Don’t feel bad about it. He wouldn’t judge you for it, so why should anyone else? Especially yourself?

Yeah, “poytle” has grown on me and I’ve already written it in

Yeah, that one

Dude failed to put all the other gods into consideration

First I bust a gut to “roller kosher tycoon” now this. I can’t breathe!

As did I. You also said it better than I did and in less words, which I like

You will drown in a lake of your own wanting

Kinky

Chaotic good

I like that. Poytle.

The working word is “poytle” suggested by another, from my attempted portmanteau little+person=pertle. I like it and may use it.

does this character need a label?

Not really, no

Could you create your own word

I like that idea. Maybe a portmanteau of “little person”. Litson? Pertle? I’ll figure something out…

A small part of me is kinda curious what that would feel like and I’m sure there’s some actual bdsm product that’s close to it. The kink community has some interesting toys and stuff, so I’d be more surprised if there wasn’t a product like that