Please pet the loaf for me.

Wait, you guys have moms that are embarrassed about farting? My mom would lock the windows in the car and laugh hysterically.

You should watch Austin Powers. Machine gun tits back in the 90s, lol.

The Tunic OST if I actually need to focus on what I’m writing.

That was happening to me with the Fossify SMS Messenger app on F-Droid. Turns out it was the default settings.

Sending group/long messages as MMS and setting the MMS image size to no limit fixed it for me.