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(Sung to the tune of “That’s Amore!”)

Put your hand in that crack and you won’t get it back,

That’s a moray!

Unironically want this.

But I’m converting my closet to a brewing room, so my clothes will have to go somewhere else. Eyeballs loamy corner of room Perfect.

Because you hit the magic doom number and then the world doesn’t come to an end.

I like to say “this machine doesn’t care if you have bones.”

public school budgets can’t be bloated, only misappropriated.

Which usually happens under dipshit republican school boards.

Hannibal lecter and true crime make serial killers look like supervillains but really they’re just Steven Miller if he was broke.

Ok, so republicans are going to shut the government down before midterms, got it.