The stewards out here generating money for the FIA

Rawe Ceek!

The Gonk - Herbert Chappell

Those ghouls don’t deserve beans

Be a chap and pass me a cold Marmite, would you?

You went to a Constrictive Ball Torsion appointment rather than your Cognitive Behavioural Therapy appointment.

That person asked in 1998 and is still compiling Slackware

It’s the European name for truck nuts

Top… of the list for layoffs 🫪

Don’t ever message me again you piece of sh17.

Putting a layer just inside your nostrils to catch pollen and help with hayfever

You found the recipe? I’m still reading about how the recipe reminds them of warm summer evenings walking along the banks of the river, shortly after they adopted their rescue pup but before the birth of their first child. I’m sure the ingredients list will turn up soon.

Me personally? No.

The drones can remain airborne for about eight minutes on a single battery charge

1. Hear drone
2. Hide for 8 minutes
3. Drone evaded

This is the first I’m heading of this ‘Nord Loneliness Epidemic’

[Everyone disliked that]

How do you get an elephant into a bikini?

1. Open bikini
2. Remove the manatee from the bikini
3. Open fridge
4. Remove elephant from fridge
5. Insert elephant into bikini
6. Close bikini

Meme was cut short.

“How’d they get the manatee in a bikini?
And is it single?”

I toyed with the reverse scenario: Lt Dan taking Forrest and Jenny to meet the Shrimp Nazi