I can see the rationale in their publishing after someone has been proven guilty for certain crimes.

Like, I think being able to recognise confirmed rapist Brock Allen Turner is pretty good.

I’m illiterate. I stand by the fact that very few people wear shoes in the home, however.

They got it wrong in the message — uk is shoes off on the map (and no one wears shoes inside!)

Yo cuando pez 🐟🐟🐟🐟

Now I need to go listen to Jethro Tull again haha

For the uninitiated

Jobs this; jobs that. What about pincer recreation? Claw pleasure? Hoof fun.

It me. Does my hunger outweigh the effort of going to get food?

This also functional. Pull skin taut around eyes by stretch cheek skin

Yeah? Well I took your mum here

👉👈ok hugh but what if im skint

God Hugh Laurie is hot T.T

I mean obviously Fahrenheit 451 and The Handmaid’s Tale if you liked BNW and 1984!

Personally I enjoyed a lot of HG Wells’ work for similar reasons — War of The Worlds, for example, is an obvious allegory for colonialism, (with the aliens as the empire builders). The original book is excellent. I binged a tonne of his works, including the Time Machine, the invisible man, the sleeper wakes and the island of dr Moreau. They’re quite short books. Easily read in a day (though I am a fast reader).

Otherwise I quite enjoyed for whom the bell tolls (Hemingway; set during the Spanish civil war, in which he fought, as well as Orwell funnily enough).

fr i’m not a huge fan of using the hammer and sickle as an emblem given the atrocities carried out by the USSR like the holodomor.

like you can be in favour of a planned economy without simping for stalin’s regime.

Wolfcel :3

Indeed, we’re getting reports that she is ✨round✨ and ✨floofy✨ (technical term)

George bush ass post (affectionate)

I knew the original tumblr post, so this is so cute haha

Women fear me. Fish want me.

Imagine I bothered to look up the Matt Damon rapidly aging gif, and put it in this reply. If it’s not too much trouble.

Marigold is a flower — e.g. marsh marigolds :)