Spiders eat bedbugs, so that’s nice.

Cockroaches eat bedbugs too. But I don’t think spiders or roaches can eat them fast enough to outdo their reproductive rate during an infestation.

Anyone starving was a matter of policy.

Couldn’t some of those over-taxed Irish have chosen to fish or hunt instead of depending on one crop?

Just saw off the top part of it so it’s no longer seen as a dildo. No need for a lockdown.