This so weird, I do exactly the same thing except instead of ‘America’ I sing ‘Jet Song’.
“When you’re a jet, you’re a jet all the way…” and all of a sudden the ear worm is gone

1st Door? Charlie Kirk, man it was right there.

Ya know, Morons Shitposters.

He still manages to pull a legit snack.

Gives the rest of us hope.

That cat needs a tiara and some sunglasses.

Statisticians are somewhere between Sociologists and Psychologists according Mathematicians and between Chemists and physicists according to Statisticians.

https://xkcd.com/435/

I think the best use of the anachronism trope is a Knights Tale’s use of music. I know it’s his isn’t a twist ending so it’s a bit away from the question but the use of modern songs in a medieval setting should rip us out of context but it really works.

they could be watching The Wire, Game of Thrones, Mad Men, ALF, The Sopranos, Breaking Bad, etc.

Don’t besmirch Days like that, wrestling is Passions for manly men.

God Damn it, Donut! Stop sewing patches on Carls vest!

I’ll upvote you just so I can get an indictment from the Feds. All the cool kids are getting on Trumps enemies list.

Jeez man ya killed me already. You don’t need to keep twisting the knife.

Sigourney Weaver has that effect on people. I knows because I’m people.

Thanks! This joke has so many layers to unpeel.

Cheetah’s went through a genetic bottleneck somewhere between ten and twelve thousand years ago. There may have been less than ten left at one point. Dating the Cheetah Genetic Bottleneck
My totally silly theory is that humans in fact where adopting kits at that time and help saved the species, and that’s why they’re so almost domesticated.

A guy in Palm Beach Florida who looks remarkably like a pedo who committed ‘suicide’ a while back.

Yeah Cena has grown in leaps and bounds as an actor. Even the growth in his skill from The Suicide Squad to season 2 of Peacemaker is really visible, and that’s because of the work he’s put in to keep up with some of the other actors. He’s great case study in someone with some natural talent who’s pushing themselves to become good. But yeah I’m bit biased as he’s the only guy I could see playing Carrot in a Discworld Guards movie and I really want that.

But but but … her number is undefined?

What’s your personal situation? For me I’ve got good freezer space, so a slow cooker and a bunch of freezer safe containers made for a really good investment. A slow cooker lets you use a lot of cheaper cuts of meat like beef chuck and chicken thighs, as well as making the cooking of beans and stews much easier. But it does tend to make larger portions then I need at a go, so I need to food prep and freeze a lot of stuff. On the other hand that allows me to buy in bulk, cook it all up and then freeze it. I tend to have like four to eight copies of a dozen different meals in our freezer so that does take up a lot of space.