Ben “Yahtzee” Croshaw?!

My Uncle John would do that. He was my mother’s brother though…

“It’s just a matter of time before she discovers I’m only an emergency hologram…”

AI: The grift that became a cult.

Cat Venom?

If an administration can threaten liberal institutions today, he argued, “what would stop a leftist administration from targeting churches and synagogues tomorrow?”

There will be no leftest administration. That’s the GOP plan, fool.

“You might want to get a pot of coffee going, we’re going to be here all night.”

I’m always happy to see bad news for Tesla (and by extension, Elon), but they’ve survived so much despite their mismanagement it feels like we’ll never be rid of them.

“Psst. Drop snacks.”

Way better than marshmallows!

“Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You’ll know when the test begins.”

Especially the version with carnivorous marshmallows!

“The Stanford marshmallow experiment was a study on delayed gratification in 1970 led by psychologist Walter Mischel, a professor at Stanford University.[1] In this study, a child was offered a choice between one small but immediate reward, or two small rewards if they waited for a period of time.”

The joke is that in this version of the experiment, the child isn’t being tested, the marshmallow is. And in this case, the marshmallow has decided to eat this one child instead of waiting until later, when it would have been allowed to eat two children.

Patrick McDonnell works in a very traditional comic strip style. He’s heavily influenced by George Herriman (Krazy Kat), and other cartoonists of that era.

I prefer to think of him as “Subject C”.

“Okay little buddy, spot me.”

*Purrrrrrrrrrrr*

Perfect Tommy.

a human rice cooker

In another time, another place, they could be magnificent!