I’m sorry someone criticized your fav, comic guy :(

When will “now” be “then?”

Could it be any MORE obvious?

I am desperately hoping the people I tell about my ideas will steal them so the project will exist without me having to do anything.

Jesus, John – quit being a senator and just go record podcasts in your truck for a living.

I’ll give you everything I own for this…

(Jokes on you, I don’t own anything)

Ah, a refined take.

Neat! Also, if anyone’s looking for the linuxmemes version:

Well, okay. But you gain 1d4 less determination per round than usual, unless you pass a WIS check.

Thanks, Norm.

“Stripped of all flesh, your bones bleach in the sun. It fills you with determination.”

“People called romanes they go into the house?”

Elon: “I want Grok to be an infallible source of truth.”

Engineer: “But that’s impos–you just want it to be you, don’t you.”

Elon: “Yes, make it me.”

Ah ha!

(My expression of completely not understand what I’m told)

So, during Bil’s man-to-man talk, Trump apparently said:

“They maybe had lunch with him or maybe had some correspondence for one thing or another,” he added. “If that name gets out, those people are destroyed because there’s not going to be any context.”

Innocent people thrown into concentration camps in El Salvador and Florida = OK

“Innocent” person has lunch with a pimp, procurer, and pedophile = THEY MUST BE PROTECTED

What a humanitarian 🙄

mage spends an entire long rest memorizing half a dozen spells by heart

mage forgets battle plan instantly

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demon_core

I know, and it ruined a perfectly good psychoanalytical term, too.

Gotta spend money to make money!

Well, according to one source:

At X, her base salary was reportedly $6 million, according to Market Realist. In addition to this, she was eligible for up to $2 million in annual performance bonuses and received $4 million in stock options spread across a three-year term.

So if she stuck around another year she’d have gotten another ~$1.3 million in stock options. Guess she figured it wasn’t worth it.