“I’m having a nap. Scare yourselves while I’m out.”
Sundray
Just a little enby shitposter (18+ tho). They/them today, but whatev, I’m fluid. (Original profile image by Hello Cdd20 from Pixabay, edited by me. Banner: Promo art for the game Ikaruga, by Treasure.)
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Sundray@lemmus.orgto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•America has a solution for everythingEnglish
1·21 minutes agoHow could this have been legal? That mouse is unarmed!
I won’t stand for this!
“Can we talk later?”
“Okay, but I must warn you, I will be in complete stasis from now until we actually talk.”
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Comic Strips@lemmy.world•Very prescient, more than 10 years old BTWEnglish
1·3 hours ago“If you’re a criminal you have to tell me!”
“What is in the box?”
“Popcorn.”
Sundray@lemmus.orgto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•basically every device when it joins a network:English
4·3 hours agoNow now, there’s no need to ARP on and on about this…
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The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com•Therapy is out of the budget. I already have a job, I dont need another one where I pay to be there.English
5·13 hours agoAnd rent and retirement
When plates are big that should be small
Like real gambling it’s all fixed by the mob.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Milk? Pshaw! Toast? Scoff! Behold and weep...English
9·1 day agoWe have ALL the breakfast powders here
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Apple@lemmy.world•Illuminated Apple Logo Returns to MacBook Pro After 10 YearsEnglish
3·1 day agoSo I can be like Carrie Bradshaw!

(The old Powerbook G3s used to have their logos upside down.)
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Satan Was The Good Guy This Whole Time?English
4·1 day agoGnosis
Twinkle-me Elmo
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•What is the charge? Taking a leaf? A succulent aloe vera leaf?English
22·1 day agoTake your hand off my stamen!
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Femcel Memes@lemmy.blahaj.zone•Not at all suspiciously specificEnglish
0·1 day agoI surrender 😑
It’s Schrodenger’s Catmaid.
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The powdered milk business is booming!English
3·1 day agoThis town is a powder, just waiting to get milked.








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