“It touches one ball without moving the other” is a well-known remix to the french one :)

Other french favorites: “Je m’en tamponne le coquillard” --> I dab my anus with it “Je m’en badigeonne le nombril avec le pinceau de l’indifférence” --> I paint my navel with the brush of indifference about it

It should also be 200! Refund + bet money

ITT: a lot of people who don’t commit crimes because they’re afraid they’d get caught instead of, you know, ethics.

Getting a speaking dog is so amazingly superior it’s not even funny