We should dig up our roads to use as fuel while we’re at it

MAYBE TEENAGERS SHOULD OWN SOCIAL MEDIA!!!

… /s

Smart people use contraception, not stupid people, so technically we will get more smart people being born. How can that be a bad thing??

fuck

NOT

Confused that we’re ripping into tacos considering they’re a Mexican cuisine rather than American

Improvement is a good word for improvement

I wonder just how many people clicked this today and cursed themselves!

If you’re not careful Sam Altman will come and tell you off personally