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Only that their resemblance to one side of the extended family and mine to the other was enough proof of the gummy bear example to make the concept stick in my mind, accurate or no😉.

Is it just for nostalgia, or is it a better game now? 🤷🏼‍♂️

Luckily enough, I had multiple siblings to reference when this came up in school (<'00), so I only went along with it as “close enough for homework”, but knew deep down that it was crayon-box BS. 🤪

You sure sound like a scientist! 🤩🖖🏼

Ripe for office, then, historically speaking. 🤌🏼

I mean, that seems like normal levels of projected shame from a KIA driver, IMHO. 💁🏼‍♂️

Good eye! 🤘🏼

Hirsute, indeed.

OMG, Becky. Look at his stripe.

Must be wunna them thicc fellas, mm.

~(trn: orig. zêbra; src: Gary Larson*)~

Ah.

Have fun with that.

By “less”, it’s implied Snuffleupagus is some quantity of predatory… That’s an entirely new concept to me. Fascinating. 🤣

Don’t virtue signal. It’s neither funny nor cute, and honestly is the opposite of helpful to cultivating anti-misogyny sentiment, in this case.

That’s because the “™” is silent. It’s pronounced Free Speech™. 🤌🏼

If we made any of this a drinking game, we’d be long dead of cirrhosis.

Also, loosing them into space might help.

Pretty sure his target demographic has also lost their ability with any of those. 🫢

year decade*

Hunh. I thought hell was exothermic, though. 🫠

They’ve already been eating our trash for generations throughout the entire hydrosphere, and now we’re proposing hand-feeding it to them? Poor orcas. 🥲

Instead, I say we keep it in-house and compost our own garbage —after removing all the microplastics, silicone, pharmaceuticals, sociopathy, etc., of course, to keep from tainting the crops.

Perhaps a gourmet selection of choice morsels offered in genuine apology might help smooth future human generations’ relations with our aquatic neighbors. (Assuming that effort doesn’t rely on “AI” to translate.) 😉

“You are meat!”

fan engine goes brrrrrr

Those rare few (ie. 3-6) need to drastically up their efforts to show a driving interest in doing so, or they’ll stay on that same list as the rest of their kind. 🤌🏼

Side note: all guillotines of/by/for The People converting billionaires to fertilizer should have signs atop them that simply read “Heroes Work Here” (with or without an apostrophe), IMHO.