Finally, the freedom to have sick plane crashes thanks to deregulation 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅💥💥💥

wait I actually get that

Ha, I can read 50% of this meme

I believe I am more confused than if I could read none

I was gonna go for Dolphewer (dolphin + fewer as fewer sounds like Führer)

They make the Transforming noise ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

when yo girl asks u to fart in her face 😎

I haven’t had any issues last time when I brought my OLED Steam Deck into France, and typically I only bring carry-on. Then again, I also really don’t mind traveling light.

This is a really good point, thank you!

Oh no, this is just an edit, it’s not real.

Source: I made it up

Man I can’t keep up with all the new music stars’ names

Fun fact, if you copy something a person does, you’re mocking them. But if you reword what they’re saying and throw it back to them, you’re intellectually deepening the conversation 🧠🧠🧠

I just rub her left labia for two minutes then ask her if she came

༼ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ༽ ⌐■-■ Mission accomplished ᕕ༼⌐■-■༽ᕗ

Fake: I didn’t vote in this pole

Gay: I didn’t “vote” on this pole ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Right? Like just sit in my lap and pee a little like a normal person

(っ◔◡◔)っ

The original but ultimately rejected title from Beastie Boys’ smash hit

Personally, I enjoy F5 myself. I find it more refreshing

In Quebec I heard it more often but from older generations

I’m digging the new Aztec posting

Outside, where grass is real and may be touched