• ChicoSuave@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    “Where’s Joe?”

    “Joe is gone. I’m so sorry Donny, we have to explain this each day, but he’s gone. The new person is named Kamala.”

    “The vice president? Worst vice president in history.”

    “That’s right, let’s get you back to your room. It’s just the vice president.”

    “Vice president!? Joe Biden is the worst vice president in history.”

    “That was a long time ago.”

    “Where is he? Where’s Joe?”

  • Dramaking37@lemmy.worldOP
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    5 months ago

    The Denny’s waitress looks at her notebook and then back to the poor, lost man in front of her. “Do you want a pancake?”

    He smiles, “yes please. Oh and miss, the immigrants are coming from all ober easrth. They’re coming from everywhere. And jails. And the united sssstates. Really bad people.”

    “I’ll go get those pancakes for you sir.” She sighs.

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    It’s okay gramps, we know you miss your best frienimy. Now let’s get you over to Denny’s for that early bird special.

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      Is it just bad perspective, or does the top of the chair have a slope? It runs counter to the other lines in the photo, and it makes me wonder who made that chair. How do you mess up the level back? And why is it so tall anyway, is it supposed to be a throne?