• kent_eh@lemmy.ca
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    10 days ago

    Should he ever use it, he’ll find out that locking himself in with his staff was a massive error in judgment. They will tear him apart.

    I’m sure these billionaires have found a solution that makes perfect sense to them.

    • Omgpwnies@lemmy.world
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      10 days ago

      The collars will be vibe coded by the lowest bidder’s roommate’s nephew and will immediately explode once the doors are closed leaving them effectively stranded inside, helpless to watch on the security cameras as the concrete trucks roll up to seal off the doors…