Conservatives never fail to make the liberal agenda sound way more rad than it actually is.
Right, it’s always like “Don’t threaten me with a good time, conservatives.”
Ah, yes the ol’ “I knew this would happen if the liberals took over!”
Still waiting on Femboy Hooters to be a real thing.
I’m quite curious to know what that might be called…
Bi Guys Burgers and Fries
“Cheaks”
Yes.
Instead of an owl on a tank top, you have a squirrel with big cheeks full of… nuts on some assless short-short chaps (so the cheeks are the cheeks)😂😂
Peckers
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Sounds more like a foot fetish joint… 😂
FemBussies
Femboy and tomboy Hooters. Get a mix.
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I bet you are fun at parties. But really, you are correct and I might actually stick around at that party.
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Best I can do is Goth IHOP https://youtu.be/Ta8qMl1-XE0?si=NgVtbDKEVYIb9KLa
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Why must we let our memes only be dreams?
I would go to this restaurant.
I am shocked and appalled at what I’m seeing here right now.
… I also wanted to be served vegan food in PLATES by satanic ritual performing catgirls!
I do. I do want catgirls to serve me vegan food bowls while we watch satanic rituals.
I’m still disappointed we didn’t get taco trucks on every corner. I feel cheated.
A big bowl of Desecrated Neko Falafel does sound like a pretty satisfying lunch, now that you mention it.
Wait, if it’s desecrated, does that mean it secretly has meat in it?
Blood of the innocent.
Don’t worry, it’s no one you knew.
No, he just can’t hear the letters well enough. He means inebriated. 
Fellas, is eating out of a bowl gay?
hell yeah it is
dang libruls with their freedom of expression & ethical diet!!
Sorry, they’re already doing it in Asia.
Every time I hear somebody talking about genetical engieneering, I ask when catgirls.
So…if they have cat ears, what does it look like where the human ears would be? Is it like smooth skin against the skull?
Just consult this handy chart to determine which type of catgirl you’re facing.
So what happens to cat girls with glasses?
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They actually have two sets of ears, both human ears and cat ears, but the human set is vestigial
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Young(er) conservative here. If you want to open a restaurant like this, go ahead, that is your freedom. Where I draw the line is forcing these ideals upon others that don’t wish to partake.
But heaven forbid you use BOWLS! /s
Where I draw the line is forcing these ideals upon others that don’t wish to partake.
Says the supporter of the party literally forcing its ideals upon others that don’t wish to partake, with no sense of irony whatsoever, and oddly even pride.
Being Conservative is different than being Republican…
Republicans just happen to share more ideals than Democrats do.
But thanks for assuming my party…
Lmfao, clown, not the point you think you’re making, because yeah, your democrats support the white supremacist capitalist patriarchy just about as much as your republicans do (before the libs jump at me, if you think your democrats are any less invested in the status quo, you’ve not been paying attention), so which “team” you cheer for really is irrelevant.
But you said it yourself - you’re a conservative, conservatives exist expressly to uphold the status quo (so to oppress others), conservatives are the ones robbing people they see as subhuman of their bodily autonomy and human rights, conservatives support shit like the prison industrial complex which is basically modern slavery with some extra steps (not to mention literally slavery itself, if they could have it), conservatives are the ones trying to rig elections (in a faux democracy, I won’t even start on that because I know you’re not even listening), anyone who openly and proudly admits to being a conservative today is taking ownership of all of that and so much fucking more.
I was going to say you can’t call yourself a thing without accepting that that has implications, but then I remembered where this exchange started and I had a little laugh to myself, and decided not to even bother, because you’re head is way too far up your own ass for any reason to break through, so I’ll just leave it at that…
OMG did you just ASSUME my party???
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I’m curious at what point in your thought process did you think that there would be ANY possibility that they’d make going to this hypothetical restaurant mandatory?
It’s like the drag show/drag story time thing. People go to it voluntarily but conservatives still protest and legislate against it.
Hey, it’s ok. I was a younger conservative too until I left my parents house and met people outside of my small town and started thinking for myself.
Then I realized all the talking points I had been fed were strawman arguments based on fear and designed to maintain control.
But I like bowls so my judgment may be questionable /s
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Hate to block people but I hate assholes who feel insulted by some memes because they ridicule what they really think quite well even more. There’s a place for being a pretentious dumbass but the comment section just isn’t it.
I mean… if not the comment section, then where?
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Idc this is funny
Cry more
