• The Bard in Green@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz
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    17 days ago

    "And of course, the bombs and the rockets and the bullets are all shaped like dicks. It’s a subconscious need to project the penis into other people’s affairs. It’s called: “FUCKING WITH PEOPLE!!!” -George Carlin

    • Rikudou_Sage@lemmings.world
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      Look… you wanna know the reason why I’m in that chair… and you’re not? For the exact same reason why North is North, why the handsome guy always gets the girl, and why every spaceship in the universe is shaped like a cock. It’s destiny

      • Vasquez, Tales from the Borderlands