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st4rm41d posts:

they finally invented an assignment thats not due tomorrow. but the problem is that my body is a machine that turns assignments into assignments due tomorrow

  • kibiz0r@midwest.socialEnglish
    40·
    9 days ago

    Situation: Have 10 days to finish a 3-day task

    Problem: Can only work on stuff that’s due tomorrow

    Solution: Wait until 1-day-left to finish a 3-day task

    Outcome: Work that’s impressive for being done in 1 day, but terrible for being done in 10 days

    • OmegaLemmy@discuss.online
      21·
      8 days ago

      I frankly have terrible throughput so I use two tactics

      1. Change of location
      2. Work exhibitionism

      I move away from my bedroom where I goof off to a Starbucks with hustle and bustle

      Then I pick the most PERVERTED spot imaginable, EVERYONE CAN SEE MY PRIVATE PARTS (work being done)

      Oh, and enjoying the task at hand helps.